Charlie Brooker’s Ten Biggest Cocks and She-Cocks in Advertising

Charlie Brooker’s Ten Biggest Cocks and She-Cocks in Advertising may be old, but it’s still relevant.

Here are the biggest cocks and she-cocks in advertising, pre 2008.

10. The group of friends in Dorito’s Friendchips ad.
9. Michael Winner in the ‘Calm Down Dear!’ Ensure ad.
8. Pat, the ‘stupid turncoat whore’ in the Nescafe ad.
7. Grandfather and grandson in the Werther’s Original ad.
6. Carol Vorderman in the FirstPlus loans ad.
5. The pound sign in the Access ad.
4. Anthony Head and Sharon Maughan in another Nescafe ad.
3. The husband in the Picture the Loan ad.
2. The cringey wannabe Rockstars in the DFS Sale ad.
1. Anthony Head and Sharon Maughan in yet ANOTHER Nescafe ad (which was actually voted the most romantic ad of all time).

As Brooker states, every generation features a ‘prime selection of absolute aching great cocks’. What will be 2014’s?

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